Sunday was my first day of Zoo School and I was as nervous as any incoming freshman. I’m in a class of 30 people studying to be Zoo Guides at the Central Park Zoo. We have 5 hours of lecture on Sundays and review and study on our own during the week. I recognized a few candidates from the inteview process and we hugged each other like old friends. It was the same moment of recognition a parent has on the first day of school, recognizing other families from the endless tours and interviews of the private school admissions process.
Our class is so New York - diverse, interesting, a little eccentric. Along with the logical retired school teachers and nature photography buffs there are a few veterinarians, both retired and in-training, all of whom speak excellent Italian, including the girl with the wicked Bronx accent (who knew the best veterinary schools in the world are in Milan and Bologna?). There is a Port Authority engineer (“don’t hate me!”), an air traffic controller, a television commerial child star, an animator, and a sociologist working on a book about Star Trek and the history of photography. That puts me, part-time Chinese art dealer, right in the mix.
After a quick orientation session regarding schedules and requirements, we headed out for a tour of the Zoo. I know my basic animals and even the names of a few of the major personalities, like Gus and Ida the polar bears. But I certainly didn’t know that Chocolate the snow leopard prefers her birth name, Mei Mei. Everyone was a little jealous of the retired vets extensive knowledge, and the Air Traffic Controller, who was born in Uraguay, knew every single exotic bird in the entire Rain Forest exhibit. That area is going to take me weeks to figure out.
We won’t get our textbooks and officially start study until next week, after going through a mandatory City background check. But as we were leaving the orientation a security man told me to make sure I’d watched the major kid’s flicks about animals, especially Madagascar. Kids get a lot of their knowledge and misiformation from these movies, and if you can relate to them using those contexts you’ll be a better guide.